aliens

i always wondered why aliens treat the human anus as the most important research topic there is. have you ever heard of an ear-probe or a nostril-probe? me neither.

i don't know what it is, but when you are incarcerated, suddenly the human (and by human i mean male) anus gradually becomes the center of all your attention. this has led me to believe, that all the aliens that stop by earth must be ex-cons.