when i took my first shower i was scared. when i entered the steaming hot room i could perceive tiny words on the wall. i approached the writing and read "rule #2: liquid soap can't be picked up again". "thats really good to know" i thought. "but what is rule #1?" i asked out loud?. a big, muscular guy came closer from behind and whispered in my ear: "always point your back at the wall" while he spread my ass cheeks and had his way.
screaming should be common in universities, because it really helps you learn.